Warm Ups

• Par 3

  $12.99
  Queso $5.99 | Guacamole $6.99 | Salsa $3.99 | Sub chicharrones for chips. | Add chicken, steak, brisket or beef to queso $3.99

• Uptown Poppers

  $7.99
  Four large fresh jalapenos filled with a delicious blend of cream cheese, cheddar cheese, and crispy bacon bits. Fried in panko breading. Served with poblano avocado ranch.

• South Texas Eggrolls

  $7.99
  Made in house, filled with seasoned chicken, bell peppers, cheddar cheese, sour cream, and cilantro. Served with poblano avocado ranch.

• Game Day Platter!

  $24.99
  Fried Jalapenos | Fried Mushrooms | Fried Pickles | Breaded Mozzarella Sticks | Onion Rings

• Uptown Wings

  $6.99/3 | $12.99/6 | $19.99/10 | $29.99/15
  Buffalo | Horseradish Buffalo | Mango Habanero | Garlic Parmesan | BBQ | Lemon Pepper | Scorched Habanero | Hot Honey | Asian Teriyaki | Bandit

• Baked Nachos

  $8.99
  Refried beans, cheese blend, and choice of ground beef, chicken, brisket or steak

• Sliders

  $8.99
  Three handmade beef patties topped with melted cheddar and a bacon-onion jam. Or try brisket sliders with pickles and onions.

• Quesadilla

  $8.99
  Chicken, beef, brisket or steak. Served with pico and a jalapeno cheddar tortilla.

• Hot Pretzels

  $7.99
  Pretzel sticks brushed with melted butter & topped with your choice of queso, mustard, or garlic parmesan dipping sauces.

• Cheese Fries

  $7.99
  Fresh cut fries smothered in queso and topped with bacon. Add beef, chicken, brisket or steak for $3.99

• Stadium Nachos

  $7.99
  A basket of tortilla chips smothered in queso & topped with pico de gallo and jalapenos. Add beef, chicken, brisket or steak for $3.99

• Boneless Bites

  $6.99/5 | $8.99/7 | $10.99/9
  Juicy chunks of chicken breast battered and fried to perfection. Tossed in your favorite sauces with ranch or bleu cheese dipping sauces

Signatures

• Grilled Chicken Sandwich

  $8.99
  Grilled Chicken, cheddar cheese, leaf lettuce, tomato, honey mustard, crispy bacon.

• Hamburger

  $8.99
  Our handmade beef patty, served on local bread, leaf lettuce, tomato, pickles, red onion & mustard.

• Mushroom Swiss Burger

  $9.99
  Our handmade burger served on local bread, sautéed mushrooms, onions, and swiss cheese.

• Spicy Queso Burger

  $9.99
  Our handmade beef patty, fried and grilled jalapenos, topped with fries & queso.

• Brisket Sandwich

  $8.99
  In-house made brisket topped with pickles and onions served on a locally made bun. Try pulled pork for no charge.

• Longhorn Burger

  $10.99
  Our handmade beef patty is topped with pepper jack cheese, bacon, onion rings, guacamole, and lettuce. Sauced with a BBQ mayo.

• Patty Melt

  $9.99
  Handmade patty served on local texas toast topped with melted swiss and cheddar cheese, thousand island dressing and smothered with grilled onions

• Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

  $8.99
  Grilled or fried chicken breast topped with lettuce and tomato on a local bun

• Add-Ons

  $1.29/each
  Bacon | Grilled Onions | Guac | Avocado | Grilled Jalapenos | Fried Egg | Swiss | Cheddar | Pepper Jack | American | Onion Ring | Queso | Bacon-Onion Jam

Classics

• Fish & Chips

  $9.99
  Beer battered Pollock fried to perfection. Served with fresh-cut fries. Choice of tartar or cocktail sauce.

• Chicken & Waffles

  $9.99
  Fried chicken strips served with fluffy waffle quarters & maple syrup. SERVED ALL DAY!

• BLT

  $8.99
  Bacon, lettuce & tomato served with mayo on locally made Texas toast. Served with fresh-cut fries.

• Comal Cheese Steak

  $9.99
  Marinated sirloin mixed with sauteed bell peppers, topped with melted pepper jack cheese & smothered in queso. Served with fresh-cut fries.

• Grilled Cheese

  $6.99
  Cheddar or American cheese melted to perfection in between locally made Texas toast. Served with fresh-cut fries. Make it an adult grilled cheese with bacon and tomatoes for a small upcharge!

Wraps

• Chicken Bacon Ranch

  $9.99
  Grilled chicken breast, bacon & shredded cheese mix with fresh lettuce & a drizzle of ranch dressing wrapped in a jalapeno-cheese tortilla.

• Chicken Caesar

  $8.99
  Grilled chicken breast with romaine lettuce, parmesan cheese & caesar dressing wrapped in a spinach tortilla.

• Buffalo Chicken

  $8.99
  Grilled chicken breast tossed in our buffalo sauce along with fresh lettuce & a drizzle of ranch or bleu cheese dressing wrapped in a jalapeno-cheese tortilla.

• Veggie

  $7.99
  Spinach, green peppers, carrots, tomatoes & mushrooms wrapped in a spinach tortilla.

Everything Fried

• Gourmet Onion Rings

  $8.99
  Make ’em garlic or ranch rings for $1.25

• Breaded Mozzarella Sticks

  $7.99

• Button Mushrooms

  Full $8.99 | Half $5.99

• Pickle Slices

  Full $8.99 | Half $5.99

• Jalapenos

  Full $8.99 | Half $5.99

• Corndogs

  $2.99 Each

• Chicken Tenders

  $3.99
  Three breaded chicken tenders fried to perfection.

• Fresh Cut Fries

  $6.99 Full | $3.99 Half
  Make ’em garlic or ranch fries for $1.25

• Chicharrones

  $6.99 Full | $3.99 Half
  Freshly cooked pork rinds seasoned with our house-made Cajun seasoning. Add ranch or lemon pepper seasoning for $1.25

Tacos & Salads

• Chicken Caesar Salad

  $9.99
  Our delicious grilled chicken with fresh romaine and parmesan cheese tossed in Caesar dressing topped with croutons.

• Grilled Chicken Salad

  $11.99
  In-house marinated chicken served on a bed of romaine lettuce, diced tomatoes, shredded cheese, cucumbers, shredded carrots.

• Pick ’em Tacos

  $10.99
  Two beef, chicken, brisket or steak tacos topped with freshly chopped cilantro, red onion & lime. Served with chips and salsa. | Add Shredded Cheese Blend $1.29

• Dressings

  $1.29
  Ranch | Jalapeno Ranch | Avocado Poblano Ranch | Honey Mustard | Balsamic Basil Vinaigrette | Bleu Cheese | Caesar | 1000 Island | Italian

Sides

• Fresh Cut Fries

  $3.95

• Onion Rings

  $3.95

• Caesar Or House Salad

  $3.95

• Steamed Broccoli

  $3.95

• Mac N Cheese

  $3.95

• Hushpuppies

  $3.95

• Grilled Chicken Breast

  $3.95

• Chicharrones

  $3.95

Desserts

• Fried Oreos

  $4.99
  Double stuffed Oreos deep fried and dusted with powdered sugar.

• Cheesecake Empanadas

  $5.99
  Strawberry and cheesecake filled eggrolls. Drizzled with chocolate syrup.

Non Alcoholic Beverages

• Soft Drinks

  $2.29

• Iced Tea

  $2.29

• Topo Chico

  $3.25

• O’Douls

Drinks

Munchies

Last Call!!

Draft Beer

• Twisted X McConau-Haze

  $5.5 – $7
  NEIPA 6.5%

• Bud Light

  $4 – $5.5
  American Light Pale Lager 5.0%

• Coors Light

  $4 – $5.5
  Light Lager 4.0%

• Corona Premier

  $5 – $6.5
  Low-Carb Light Lager 4.0%

• Dos XX

  $5 – $6.5
  Mexican Lager 4.2%

• Blue Moon

  $5 – $6.5
  Belgian White 5.4%

• Austin Eastcider Blood Orange

  $5 – $6.5
  Semi-sweet Cider 5.0%

• Guinness

  $6 – $7.5
  Irish Dry Stout 4.2%

• Shiner Honey Wheat

  $5 – $6.5
  Shiner Honey Wheat

• Karbach Crawford Bock

  $5 – $6.5
  German Style Bock 4.5%

• Karbach Hopadillo

  $5 – $6.5
  IPA 6.6%

• Karbach Love Street

  $5 – $6.5
  Kolsch Style Blonde 4.9%

• Budweiser

  $4 – $5.5
  American Pale Ale 5%

• Michelob Ultra

  $5 – $6.5
  Low-Carb Light Lager 4.2%

• Miller Lite

  $4 – $5.5
  Light Pale Lager 4.2%

• Modelo Especial

  $5 – $6.5
  Adjunct Pilsner 4.4%

• Shiner Bock

  $5 – $6.5
  German Style Bock 4.4%

• Thirsty Planet Thirsty Goat

  $6 – $7.5
  Amber 6.8%

Bottles and Cans

• Lone Star & Lone Star Light

  $3
  American Adjunct Lager

• Rolling Rock

  $3
  American Adjunct Lager

• Miller High Life

  $3
  Adjunct Style Lager

• Budweiser

  $4
  American Pale Lager

• Bud Light

  $4
  American Light Pale Lager

• Coors Light

  $4
  American Light Lager

• Miller Lite

  $4
  American Light Pale Lager

• O’Doul’s

  $4.5
  Non-Alcoholic

• Corona Extra

  $5
  Mexican Pale Lager

• Michelob Ultra

  $5
  American Light Lager

• Michelob Lime & Pear Cactus

  $5
  Light Lager

• Pacifico Clara

  $5
  Mexican Pilsner

• Shiner Bock

  $5
  German-Style Bock

• Shiner Light Blonde

  $5
  American Light Lager

• Shiner Strawberry Blonde

  $5.5
  Dunkelweizen – Wheat Beer

• Truly Hard Seltzer

  $5
  Ask server about our rotating flavors

• White Claw Hard Seltzer

  $5
  Ask server about our rotating flavors

• Austin Eastciders

  $5.5
  Original, Blood Orange & Grapefruit

• Dos XX

  $5.5
  Mexican Lager

• Heineken

  $5.5
  Pale Lager

• Stella Artois

  $5.5
  Belgian Pilsner

• Ranger Creek Love Struck Hefeweizen

  $5.5

Signature Cocktails

• Hat Trick
  Gin, muddled cucumber, lime juice, simple syrup & tonic.

• The Monroe
  Vodka, St. Germaine Elderflower Liqueur & fresh muddled strawberries topped with champagne.

• Cadillac Double
  A blend of raspberry and peach vodka, orange juice & pineapple juice with a splash of grenadine.

• Twisted Paloma
  Tequila, lime juice, grapefruit juice with a splash of orange juice, and lemon-lime soda.

• Prohibition Era Old Fashioned
  No frills or fruit in this timeless whiskey cocktail. Choice of bourbon, sugar, bitters, an ice ball and spritzed with orange extract for aroma.

• Ranch Water
  Tequila, lime juice & Topo Chico.

• The Redzone
  Lemon vodka, lime juice, and muddled strawberries topped with lemon-lime soda.

• Mint Julep
  Choice of bourbon, muddled mint & sugar.

• Dark and Stormy
  Dark rum, lime juice & ginger beer.

• Blue Ocean
  Vodka, lime juice, orange liqueur, coconut rum.

• Ginger Sour
  Buffalo Trace, lemon juice and simple syrup topped with ginger beer

• The Pina
  Light Rum, Cream of Coconut, Lime Juice, Ogreat and Pineapple Juice

Margaritas

• House Margarita
  House tequila, orange liqueur & house-made sweet and sour mix.

• Santa Maria
  Cointreau liqueur, agave nectar, fresh lime juice & silver tequila.

• The Heater
  Muddled jalapenos, simple syrup, sweet & sour, silver tequila.

• The Reliever
  Muddled strawberries, simple syrup, sweet & sour, silver tequila with a sugar rim.

• The Skinny
  100% Organic tequila, agave nectar & lime juice garnished with a slice of orange.

• Coco Rita
  Tequila, coconut rum, triple and house made S&S

• Peach Rita
  Tequila, peach liqueur and house made S&S with a splash of OJ

• Caribbean Rita
  Tequila, island pucker, orange liqueur, house made S&S with a splash of pineapple juice

• Italian Rita
  Tequila, amaretto and house made S&S

• Berry Rita
  Muddled blueberries, tequila, simple syrup and house-made S&S

Mules

• Tito’s Mule
  Tito’s handmade vodka, fresh mint and lime topped with ginger beer.

• Blue Mule
  Western Son Blueberry vodka, Lime and Ginger Beer

• Effen Mule
  Effen Cucumber, lime and ginger beer

• Spanish Mule
  Tequila, agave, lime, fresh mint and ginger beer

• Comfortable Mule
  Southern Comfort, lime and ginger beer

• Irish Mule
  Irish whiskey, lime, ginger beer

Mojitos

• Razz Mojito
  Raspberry Rum, muddled raspberries, simple, mint, club soda and lemon-lime soda

• Classic Mojito
  Light Rum, mint, lime, club soda and lemon-lime soda

• Watermelon Mojito
  Light rum, watermelon liqueur, mint, lime and lemon-lime soda

• Far South Mojito
  Light rum, sangria vodka, lime, mint and lemon-lime soda

• Dragon Mojito
  Bacardi Dragon Berry Rum, fresh mint, muddled blueberries, club soda and lemon-lime soda

Sangrias

• Strawberry Sangria
  Raspberry vodka, strawberries, pinot grigio, S&S and a splash of club soda

• Sunshine Sangria
  Peach vodka, Orange Juice, Passion Fruit Juice, Pinot Grigio

• Berry Sangria
  Bacardi Dragon Berry Rum, Blueberries, S&S, Pinot Grigio with a splash of club soda

The Recovery

• House Bloody
  16 oz of our delicious house-made bloody mix & house vodka. Your choice of Tajin or salt rim. Garnished with olives and a slice of lemon.

• Bloody Maria
  Our house bloody mary but with tequila!

• Michelada
  Choice of brew with our house bloody mix. Your choice of a Tajin or salt rim. Garnished with a slice of lime.

Dessert

• Killin’ Me Smalls
  Godiva Chocolate liqueur, vanilla vodka & cream shaken and strained into chocolate drizzled martini glass.

• Wedding Cake Martini
  Vanilla vodka, cranberry juice & pineapple juice with a sugar rim.

• The Alexander
  Brandy, chocolate liqueur, & cream served in a chilled martini glass.

• Baby Guinness
  Patron Cafe chocolate tequila with an Irish cream floater. Served as a single shot.

Daily Specials

• Monday

  $4 Select You Call Its

• Tuesday

  Tequila Tuesday
  $3 House Margs | $5 Dulce Vida Tequilas

• Wednesday

  Whiskey Weds
  $3 Well Whiskey | $4 Jim, Jack and Crown

• Thursday

  Ladies Night
  $4 Cosmos, Mimosas and Champagne glasses | $2 Wells

• Friday

  Friyay
  $5 Bombs | $2 Budweiser Pints | $3 Truly Seltzers

• Saturday

  $2 Highlife Bottles | $3.50 Dripping Springs Vodka

• Sunday

  Sunday Funday
  $4 Bloody Marys | $7 Champagne Bottles

Wine

• House Wine (by the glass)

  $5
  Cabernet Sauvignon | Merlot | Pinot Grigio | Chardonnay | Sweet Riesling | Moscato | Champagne

Sparkling

• Champagne Glass

  $5

• Champagne Bottle

REDS (by the bottle)

• Highway 12 Cabernet

  $32

• Mondavi Cabernet

  $16

• Brutacao Zinfandel

  $37

• Beaulieu Pinot Noir

  $14

WHITES (by the bottle)

• Liberation Rose

  $22

• Muirwood Chardonnay

  $22

• Beaulieu Chardonnay

  $14

• Beaulieu Pinot Grigio

  $14

• Kung Fu Girl Riesling

  $23

Spirits

Whiskey

• Makers Mark

• Bulleit Bourbon

• Bulleit Rye

• Buffalo Trace

• Seagram’s 7

• Seagram’s VO

• Angel’s Envy Rye

• Garrison Bros

• Jack Daniel’s

• Jim Beam

• Crown Royal

• Crown Apple

• Crown Vanilla

• TX Blended

• TX Bourbon

• Knob Creek

• Wild Turkey

• Wild Turkey American Honey

• Basil Hayden 8 YR

• Woodford Reserve

• Rebecca Creek

• Evan William’s Green Label

• Tullamore Dew

• Jameson

• Fireball

• Skrewball

• Gentleman Jack

Gin

• Bombay Saphire

• Tanqueray

• Hendrick’s

• Beefeater

Tequila & Mezcal

• 1800 Silver | Reposado

• Dos Rios Silver | Reposado

• Dulce Vida Silver | Repo | Lime | Pineapple Jalapeno | Grapefruit

• Milagro Silver | Anejo

• Clase Azul Reposado

• Hornito’s Plata

• Patron Silver

• Don Julio Silver

• Espolon Silver

• Codigo Rosa Blanco

Rum

• Bacardi Light

• Bacardi Maestro

• Bacardi Gran Reserva Gold

• Bacardi Raspberry

• Captain Morgan Spiced Rum

• Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum

• Myer’s Dark Rum

• Malibu Coconut Rum

• Cruzan Coconut Rum

Brandy

• Christian Bros

Vodka

• Tito’s

• Enchanted Rock

• Absolut

• Absolut Vanilla

• Western Son Blueberry

• Western Son Watermelon

• Deep Eddy Original Vodka

• Deep Eddy Lime

• Deep Eddy Lemon

• Deep Eddy Ruby Red

• Deep Eddy Lemon

• Deep Eddy Orange

• Deep Eddy Peach

• Deep Eddy Sweet Tea

• Deep Eddy Cranberry

• Stolichnaya

• Dripping Springs

• UV Sangria

• New Amsterdam Pink Whitney

• Grey Goose

• Ketel One

• Effen Cucumber

Other Spirits

• Jagermeister

• Goldschlager

• Rumpleminz

• Rumchata

• Bailey’s Irish Cream

• Holland & Holland White Chocolate

Scotch

• Dewar’s White Label

• Glenlivet 12 Yr

• Johnny Walker Black Label

• Johnny Walker Red Label

• Chivas Regal

• Glenmorangie